That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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