there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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