i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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