I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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