she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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