I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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