WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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