The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
