that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
and she was petting her beer can
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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