Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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