this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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