The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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