He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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