Sry I called you an 8
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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