did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
