please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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