I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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