Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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