I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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