Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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