sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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