I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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