Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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