It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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