you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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