I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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