idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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