I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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