brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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