K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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