I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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