: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you still have your period?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My ass is underappreciated
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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