this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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