? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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