I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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