is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
another moral hangover. fuck.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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