Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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