it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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