We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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