I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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