fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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