Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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