Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just found puke in my bra..
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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