I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
