You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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