Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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