How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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