that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.