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• (434): View more from Virginia

  did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax

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• (310): View more from California

  we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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• (510): View more from California

  Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!

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