I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban