Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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