you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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