so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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