Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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