I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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