And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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