I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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