The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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