It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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